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[29 Dec 2006|10:05am] |
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Add my new livejournal! Barplarmonster is the name. Also, I want someone to help me with the layout. ANyone? Please?
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[28 Dec 2006|08:08pm] |
Add my new livejournal please
username: barplarmonster
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[29 Nov 2006|05:27pm] |
I deleted my livejournal for a day because I read over the entries and that always makes me depressed.
I think everything and everyone does that me though!
I want to fastforward this year and get the fuck out of here and never come back. I also wish my true friends were just that.
I don't know what's wrong with me lately. I just can not be here anymore and I really don't know how the fuck I'm going to be able to go to school for the rest of this school year.
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[21 Nov 2006|09:42am] |
I am so excited to get ( these ) as well as
( Read more... ) although I haven't won the second pair yet. I really want them! If not, I'll get different ones because the boots I have now, that I wear almost everyday, have died.
I don't want to go to school. I have to take a test on Grendel, which I actually quite enjoyed. The end made me cry, especially when I went over the chapter a second time on spark notes because I think Mr. Afram makes his tests off that thing.
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[20 Nov 2006|03:59pm] |
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I got into San Francisco State :]!!!
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[04 Oct 2006|08:38am] |
Bros and Bro Hos are a social plague. They are everywhere today, and if you have ever felt the bile in your stomach rise while in the presence of them, you are not alone. Western "Civilization" is sliding back down the evolutionary ladder as scores of mouth -breathing, knuckle-dragging, peckerwoods fill thpublic with cat- piss cologne, backward baseball caps, flip flops, puka shell necklaces, matching jock haircuts, pedophile facial hair and sunglasses only a seven-year-old could wear with a straight face.
Bros ruin everything they touch. They are deeply racist, yet vulture- ize black culture with attempts to be "down", while living as far from any ghetto as humanly possible. It's because they seek danger,
or the illusion of it. Through their economic power, Bros are able to affect every aspect of the media and popular culture -- in a larger sense, our entire waking environment. A member of the Bro subgroup always loves music made by artists that can tap into their own inner tough guy or rebel, and their kind funnels money into the pockets of artists like The Kottonmouth Kings and 50 Cent. They have also destroyed television by appearing on shows like "Elimidate", and championing the new wave of so-called "Reality-Based Programming". And using any Metallica, Limp Bizkit, or Insane Clown Posse song a Bro can show that inner tough guy to his bedroom mirror, while he poses, flexes his muscles and takes pictures for potential Internet hookup scenarios.
Somehow, Bros have even made being drunk uncool, since they always need to pose with a can or a bottle of liquor in their hands, or be seen chugging the shit out of some watered down Miller Genuine Draft, or any kind of beer from which it takes several twelve-packs to cop a slight buzz.
Bros are also deeply religious and patriotic too, though can never coherently express why. In fact, studies have shown that almost one- hundred percent of the Bros on Myspace are hard core Pro-Life
Christians. So, it goes without saying that Bros support the current President of the United States and his goal of turning the entire planet into a parking lot. And they can easily identify with his battle with alcoholism as a young man and low IQ from inbreeding.
But Bros aren't solely an American phenomenon. Oh, no. In England they're known as Chavs, Chavettes and Essex Girls (the feminine counterparts), in Scotland these types are called Neds (Non Educated Delinquents), Iceland has Chocos, and they have also been referred to as Billys, Thicknecks, Chads, Chachis, Joeys, Tonys and Frosties elsewhere. But, in the end it's all the same -- grown men and women locked in a brotherhood of willful ignorance and bad style. We could refer to them as "The Bro-therhood", but they're simply Bros and Bro Hos to me.
A Bro Ho? What is a Bro Ho, you might be asking. Emma, a member from Long Beach, California, tells us a Bro Ho is also known as a Blouser:
"Those girls with blonde hair with dark streaks in it, belly button ring flaunting too much makeup from Nordstroms, a wife beater with fake crappy nails, a trucker hat...and they're passed out after two
drinks." The Bro Ho is the favorite target of the Bro, and when he finds this target he is able to reproduce rapidly, in much the same way as a layer of scum on the underside of a rowboat.
His "whip" or his "ride" is always a Bro's number-one priority. The Bromobile is central to one's sense of Bro-ness, and that mode of transport is almost always a truck. A monstrously inefficient, raised and modified American pickup that is in inverse proportion to its
owner's penis. And speaking of penises, Bros have also brought the concept of homophobia to a new level. You see, they love play fighting, tackling their mates, and joke incessantly about each other's wieners. But they will claim that there is no connection whatsoever between their use of the term "faggot", their intense desires for close physical kinship with their pals, and their own closeted Bromosexuality.
A substantial portion of the Bro population enjoys daydreaming too, and often these daydreams influence the way they speak and act. Bros everywhere can identify with Marshall Mathers, someone who committed identity theft and made millions as the fantasy rapper "Eminem". Members of the Bro tribe like to think that they will also be looked upon with as much respect if they not only act hostile and
indifferent toward everyone around them. And if they live life in the fast lane, the way Eminem appears to, they'll achieve immortality -- or at least get more action. Some members of the Brosubspecies find
Eminem a bit soft though, and prefer the more street-oriented sounds of The Kottonmouth Kings, who grew up -- like their fans -- in the lily white suburbs on a strict diet of the kind of sickening violence rampant in nearly every white, middle class household. When a Bro pops a KMK cd in his truck stereo he instantly feels as though his entire ghetto is riding shotgun and watching his back.
hahahaa...
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[03 Oct 2006|02:41pm] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIKA!
how could I forget? for years, your birthday was a substantial day for me.
anyways, I haven't posted in a while...a while being like a week or something. I've been really busy with school and work and Harrison and blah blah. I had suchhh a long weekend though. It consisted of...Addison's, the apple farm, the greek festival, spending 40 dollars on aZn pens and pencils, Harrison, Madison, Harrison's uncle, and doing math homework.
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[22 Sep 2006|09:20pm] |
i miss my nose piercing. maybe i should pierce the other side...??? so then i can have a matching scar as soon as my boss makes me take it out.
Also, I'm making an anything but azn clubfolyf3forealz(unless you're asian and ASHAMED) because I felt horribly discriminated against today when MTV Chi?(wtf?) came to our school today and only paid attention to the aznnnnsnsnsnsnsnss.
Sorry, sinzi gave me emergen-c and i guess this is what I do when I drink it..?? it tastes like shit though.
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[18 Sep 2006|03:51pm] |
Yo my doggies. Whaderp? I would like to make a new livejournal because I hate this one but I'd really enjoy someone helping me with my layout because I haven't needed to do that in ages and now livejournal is all technical n shiet. So...help me? Yeah? YEahhhh???????
Thank you to any of you wonderfully gracious individuals who are able and willing to help a sista out.
:]
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[12 Sep 2006|10:46pm] |
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I've been having really intense dreams lately about Harrison; tragic love bull shit. Like last night...it had something to do with dinosaurs and us having a kid, blah blah. Anyways, I think I need to stop sleeping with my TV in because Nick@Nite is crazy yo.
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[09 Aug 2006|10:21am] |
I had a really weird dream last night that my mom became one of the women on The View and we got really rich and she became stylish and thin again and I thought it was really cool in my dream.
Oh yeah, Phil sorry I didn't call back. I didn't go because I didn't feel like dressing up, even if that eventually wasn't mandatory. I pigged out at In n Out instead.
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[13 Jun 2006|10:15am] |
Half of the people can be part right all of the time,
Some of the people can be all right part of the time.
But all the people can't be all right all the time
I think Abraham Lincoln said that.
"I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours,"
I said that.
- Bob Dylan
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[08 Mar 2006|09:21pm] |
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Reading about Jerry's death in Searching for the Sound makes my heart hurt.
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[07 Mar 2006|04:14pm] |
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Yo, it's Stephanie, friends only. Comment to be added or add me back if I've added you. And don't just sit on my friends list please.
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